Lyrics

Well I'm walking down the street, looking for something to eat
When I see a little shop and buy a pain au chocolat
I walk up the road and I turn around a corner
Looking for somewhere to smoke but there's children everywhere
I walk towards a house but the gates are all locked
And it seems you need a permit just to sit in the park
I walk round the railings that keeps the park safe from me
I light up my cig and when I'm done I go to flick it
And out of the corner of my eye I see a big black copper
He is looking at me, he has a fucking big gun
And he's guarding someone's house on the streets of London
And then he smiles and then I smile and then...
I'm getting on a Megabus with a manky pie
And the crispy salad roll from the shop I passed by
The big fat kebab guy sitting on my knee
Should have paid for two seats cos he's sitting on me
I just nibble on my feed I've got seven hours of this
Got no cigarette breaks got a schedule not to miss
And we pul into Carlisle into the bus station
I consider staying on, find a new destination
But this easy orange life is waiting for me
I've got lots of free food and big TV's
I never finished this song
Just called it the Megabus Song, it goes on
And on and on
And on and on...
...Until it stops
In Glasgow